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Upload the evidence
Send a clear photo of the bedroom, living room, office, or first-apartment corner that needs an intervention.
Elegant honesty for unruly rooms
Your room asked for brutal honesty.
Upload one photo for a free, funny video roast. When you are ready to fix the damage, get a polished AI redesign and shoppable furniture list for $19.
One room photo. No design consultation. No judgment from a human.
The verdict
Funny first. Useful next.
Our founding promises
The room gets roasted. You do not.
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Private by default
Your photo is used to create your result, not presented as a public testimonial.
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Free means free
The video roast costs $0. The redesign is clearly optional.
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Specific, not generic
Every punchline and recommendation responds to the room you submit.
From photo to plot twist
A better room starts with one unflattering photo.
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Receive the roast
We turn the decor decisions into a short, vertical video made to watch, save, or share. It is sharp, playful, and focused on the space—not on you.
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Turn criticism into a plan
Upgrade to see a redesigned version of your actual room, plus a practical furniture list you can shop without deciphering a designer mood board.
Simple pricing
Laugh for free. Redesign for $19.
No subscription, surprise consultation fee, or mysterious design retainer. Start with the roast and only upgrade if you want the fix.
The Roast
A short vertical video
$0
- Room-specific comedy
- Mobile-native video format
- Delivered by email
- No payment details required
Roast + Redesign
The comeback your room deserves
$19
one time
Get the free roast, then receive an AI-generated redesign mockup of your room with a coordinated, shoppable furniture list.
- Everything in The Roast
- One redesigned room mockup
- Shoppable furniture recommendations
- Email delivery for easy reference
Ready for the truth?